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  • me: mom, i need money
  • mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

tyleroakley:

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS BACK

bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

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trust:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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gaypos:

straight boys in high school

memes are illegal now
obama (via ibnuprofen) ←